Bewildered does not begin to cover it. Shocked is nearer.
The Robbing Butcher has only sent me a “FRIEND” request on Facebook.
Why would be do this? Has he got wind of this website, this blog? Does he think I will share my profits when a publisher notices this blog and decides that it is worthy of publication?
I put nothing past the RB. Nothing.
I have today been trying to order some flowers online. So far, I have been offered allegedly “free” delivery slots (which cost at least £1.99) and “discounted” bouquets, whose cost is astronomical.
Has the Robbing Butcher managed to control my internet usage now?
Am I just being paranoid? These are worrying times. But a “FRIEND” request – really?
You can all tell that I am prepared to lay all crimes at the Robbing Butcher’s door, even if (realistically) he can have nothing to do with these things.
Shall I accept his request? They say that you should keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Hmmmmm.
THE ROBBING BUTCHER TAKES ON THE MUSTRESS MHOR 