Things are coming to a pretty pass when there is only one slice of haggis in the fridge.
There is no Stornoway black pudding and only four eggs (from the new hens). As for circular square sausage, you would think it did not exist.
Sadly (for Mr. Mhor) there is also no fruit pudding, although there is a reasonable quantity of bacon.
What has caused this sorry state of affairs? The Robbing Butcher, of course. As ever, he has created misery in the village, and he continues to be very reticent about his opening hours. You would think that he would want to be open, so that he could sell his goods and make a profit.
The Mhors have taken drastic action, however. Only today, we made top-secret plans to obtain our breakfast items from a different Robbing Butcher (N.B. Are there any non- Robbing Butchers? Is there a Society for Robbing Butchers?)
Of course, we are prohibited from driving anywhere unnecessarily at the moment but we are entitled to go out to get food. And since we live rurally……
Oh well. The game was not worth the candle. Mr. Mhor and the Mustress had a row in the car, and did not leave the village.
Back to the drawing-board. Possibly we will make a further attempt to visit a different Robbing Butcher in a few days’ time.
In the meantime, in order to pacify the Mustress, Mr. Mhor has agreed that she is entitled to all the eggs and circular square sausage.